Whatever Happened to Rasputin’s Schlong?
Unless you’ve been living a Happy Feet existence somewhere with polar bears, you’ll have heard of Grigori Rasputin. He was a trusted advisor to Tsar Nicholas II and Tsarina Alexandra after “treating” their son Alexei. He’s a mysterious figure, the holy lothario who’s the subject of much speculation, which makes him ripe for authors and writers. But, did you know that his (allegedly) hefty schlong has its own story? Pull up a chair and let’s take a trip back in time. History has a lot to say about the supposedly hard-to-kill mystic Grigori Rasputin, but the stories about his schlong, however, seem to have a life of their own. While he was alive, the Holy Devil, as he was called, was known for his sexual escapades with plenty of willing partners, thanks to the favor of the Romanovs. Then came his murder, their murder, the Revolution and a whole bunch of other historical events that would reshape Russia and the world. Rasputin’s name polarized many as some saw him as either a peasan...